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Twenty years old.
From Arizona.
in love.
Raving is my life.
I'm obsessed with body mods, tattoos, and cats.

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

My 7-year-old daughter has killed spiders for me, and I am not ashamed of the fearsome warrior I am raising.



“we’re gonna fucking die”

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“we’re gonna fucking die”


“I leave before being left. I decide”

“I leave before being left. I decide”

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

1a. Get stoned and THEN do all of the above.